Scientific tests prove that you’re far more likely to get the ball if you use your teammate’s name or nickname instead of ‘mate’. Know your Sharkies.
Crackers
Craig Pagden
Financial Analyst
0417 640 626
Slim
Liam Anderson
Agribusiness Finance Australia
0448 333 354
Lukey
Luke Macgillivray
Financial Adviser
0413 613 297
Ackers
Ian Ackland
Social Media Maven
Wolffy
Nathan Wolff
Food truck entrepreneur
0422 161 776
Mousey
Mick Joyce
Retirement
0412 250 036
Starky
Jamie Stark
Police Officer
Butch
Matthew Butcher
Business Broker, Business Finance and Home Loans
0401 193 999
Joe
Joe Gouder
Police Officer
Hottie
Scott Matthews
Male Model
Yats
Peter Brennan
Concreter
0466 874 448
Doc
Greg Beerling
Acupuncture and massage
0403 606 805
AC
Andrew Carter
Commercial Photographer/ Cardiac Sonographer
0407 967 602
Snarey
Luke Snare
Coffee Entrepreneur
Rabbit
Cal Brunton
Apprentice fitter and turner
Manny
Emmanuel Kyriakidis
Music Promotion
Barney
Jason Waller
Fisherman
Brendo
Brendan Dennis
AFL Club Supremo
Casper
Troy Forster
Data Scientist
0448 220 059
Croc
Daniel Ivinson
Ergonomic furniture
0403 693 780
Cuddles
Luke King
Terrorising opposition midfields
Gaz
Gary Smith
Midfield dynamo
Hitchy
Daniel Hitchcock
Parking Oligarch
Kent
Kent Huggins
Police officer
Widty
Jason Widt
Qld / NT Trade account manager AEG Power Tools
Kingy
Robert King
Accountant
Marty
Marty Lynch
Civil Engineer
0428 093 468
Murph
Christopher Murphy
Carny
Purko
Simon Purkiss
Making centre half forwards look silly
Roge
Roger Collins-Woolcock
International man of mystery
Dave
David Watt
Trains poodles.
Tay
Taylor Middleton
Sparky
Coxy
Dane Cox
Insurance consultant
0491 764 997
Dave
Dave Jaillet
Models fluro vests under duress
Dutchy
Shane Holland
Gardener
0402 119 788
Finny
Luke Finnigan
Understudy for the red wiggle
Pipes
Michael Piper
Scientific brainiac
Rhino
Ryan Andrews
Josh Kennedy lookalike
Riddler
Daniel Ridley
Romance fiction writer
Smartie
Greg Smart
Police Officer
0439 722 340
Tom
Tom Gleeson
Mining corporate finance
0403 501 811
Dan
Daniel Acfield
Metre maid
Brian
Brian Arley
Yoga instructor
Stevo
Steven Brennan
Currently curled up in pain and trying not to breathe
Bruhler
Anthony Bruhl
Ghost hunter
Mini Cal
Lenard Brunton
Snake milker
Burnsy
Daniel Burns
Extra on the Walking Dead
Campo
Adam Campbell
Accountant
0403 193 074
Tazer
James Carter
Police Officer
nickname
Damien Zammit
Teddy bear surgeon
Chez
Maciej Ciez
Explosives Engineer
0405 101 980
Nick
Nicholas Collins
Magician’s assistant
Irish
Brian Doherty
IT Manager
0401 669 767
Bulldog
Daniel Emeny
Shopping centre Santa Claus
Aero
Timothy Errington
Chippy
0431 455 022
Axe
Chris Feldman
Disney on Ice performer
nickname
Timothy Fitzpatrick
Astronaut
Gibbo
Alan Gibson
Exorcist
Haema
Matthew Goode
Real Estate Agent
0401 955 555
Stevo
Steven Guihot
Teacher/educator
Feathers
TBA
TBA
Skull
Kerry Huston
Trainer
Pedro
John Huston
Trainer’s assistant
Marko
Mark Johnson
The Chippy Co
0409 479 961
nickname
David Keenan
Ninja
Cobey
Cobey King
Cat behaviour consultant
Knickers
Shaun Lacey
Mater Hospital Management
0419 380 677
Leggy
Christopher Legg
Defence Dept Relocation Services
0466 734 211
Nicko
Nicholas Lindley
Rock ‘n’ roller
Thing
Carl Lorrigan
Pet food taster
Aussie
Austin Lund
Phrenologist
Madds
Samuel Madden
Sales Manager
0427 119 404
Thommo
Thomas Winter
Airport scarecrow
Paul
Paul Napier
Professional snuggler
Deano
Dean Newbery
Terrorising opposition forward lines
Princess
Paul Newbury
Extreme unicyclist
0448 096 164
Chris
Christopher Ramsay
Penguinologist
Paul
Paul Razborsek
Parkour specialist
Damo
Damian Reynoldson
None of your bloody business
nickname
Terry Russell
‘Fun Club’ President
Charlie
Charlie Young
Lawyer
Luke
Luke Melhop
Musician
0420 944 878
Kevie
Kev Groves
Ed wardsmen Logan Ed
0475 207 793
Al
Alex McRae
Retired footballer
0423 025 371
Oyster
Matthew Edmond
Teacher, Podcast presenter, columnist
0432 343 652
James
James Kelly
Unicorn hunter
Wheelbarrow
TBA
Bear biologist
Ant
Anthony DeStefani
Bread scientist
Sparksy
Mark Stummer
Mining
Chucky
TBA
Part Time Milkmaid
Sharpy
TBA
DJ